National Assets Management Agency

Im the guy in the yellow coat! Well i may aswell be because up until 5 minutes ago i didn't have a clue what NAMA was. Im sick of people talking about it and then a have to nod my head in agreement because im to embarrassed to admit i don't have a clue! So thanks to the wonders of Google i now know enough to at least appear like i know what im saying. So NAMA is a bank from what i understand, but not a very good one. In my opinion banks are supposed to make a profit at some point like any other business. By the looks of things NAMA isn't going to do that. Pretty far from it actually. Apparently banks like AIB, ANGLO IRISH LTD and a bunch of others went a bit lending crazy! Kinda like this guy.
But with Euros!


So now they've got all these loans that people cant pay because of the World Famous Recession. Its a juicy one. Everyones broke. But no fear NAMA is here! There going to take all the land and property loans so banks can start lending again. They love doing that. Kinda like getting them bad christmas presents.
Like this guy!


I hope with the help of a couple of pictures that i could help some of you other confused people. Oh and just so ya know. Mr. Taxpayer a.k.a YOU! has to pay the cost of all this mess!

Social Networking- A.K.A Bebo,Facebook etc Waste of Time

It all kicked of about 5 years ago when everyone started joining Bebo or whatever you call it. "Send me your love" and all that. Its all just a waste of time if ya ask me. Can't understand it really. If I wanna watch videos ill go on youtube, if i wanna talk to someone then ill txt or call them. USING A PHONE!! If i wanna send the love, well thats private.
I spend to much time in bed to be wasting it on Facebook. Im stickin to my guns on this one. I've never joined Facebook or Bebo. Im a Virgo and were stubborn. Blogger is as far as im going with this social networking schtuff and to be quite honest im not happy about being on it. The only reason im on it is for Colin Cooney's enjoyment. Like whats up with that farm thingy. Don't act like ya dont know it. Oh i got a cow today. BIG DEAL!!
Im probabely the only "loser" in the country at this point who hasn't got a Facebook account. Me and Bebo Cop! He must have had a bad experience with Facebook before. Maybe he got hit in the Face with a book and now he's scared for life and freaks out when he see's a student logged on.
What ever happened to the traditional methods of staying in touch. A well written letter, a quick text, a phone call to see if theres any craic! or my favourite the carrier pidgeon. Just scribble a quick message down on a piece of paper and tie it to the little guys leg and off he flys. Now thats communication! What would happen if the paper smelled like bird food. Would he eat his leg? Or do ya think he stops and reads the message? Thats just rude!
I've gone off topic sorry. So in summary, I hate social networking, Call me old fashioned!!

The Art of Spooning-Strictly no Forking!

So you've just hopped into bed with your lady friend or man friend for that matter. Finished with all the do the do ya decide to roll over and fall asleep. But stop right there. How u decide to fall asleep could have drastic implications for the relationship. Do you:

• A- Both face away from each other and go asleep?
• B- Face each other in that awkward position?
• C- Both lie flat on your backs staring at the ceiling?

The answer my friends is D. You spoon like you've never spooned before. Like it was going out of fashion!

So what is spooning? If your genuinely asking that question then you deserve a slap!

Definition of Spooning

Spooning is a position in bed but does not imply sex. It is a form of couple cuddle snuggle where you lie on your side and one party snuggles up against the others back- in effect "spooning" or laddeling the other.

So who "Spoons" who?

Some may think it is tradition for the male to spoon the female, however this is not true. While the male usually displays his sub conscious need to protect "his woman" by playing the role of the "big spoon", it is also possible for the female to play this role. Bored with being the little spoon the female is known to "switch it up" from time to time. Men don't be afraid of playing the little spoon. While it took me some time to settle into it I discovered it was most enjoyable.

WARNING!!! Men, spooning is not an invitation for sex!! You are not"in there" when a girl invites you to spoon. Consider it a friendly gesture.

So go on kids! Spoon your lady or friend for that matter but keep it strictly PG.

Let me hear your comments on your spooning adventures.